Saturday, March 31, 2012

The Plan

I saw the videos that got reposted. I don't know how much longer Annex can survive without assistance. So here's my plan to get stalked.

Step 1: Draw the Symbol on everything I can. I've already scribbled it on my notebook and other things like that. Hopefully the overuse of his symbol will draw him to me.

Step 2: Walk around some creepy places during both day and night. Especially heavily wooded ones, which is easy to do because Chico is full of trees.

Step 3: Go to blogs of proxies and taunt them, trying to make them send there master after me.

And from there...I have no clue. It's a short plan, but it can be expanded. Oh, and please don't post warning that this idea is horrible and that I'll probably die. Everyone knows that everybody dies, but I'd rather die young helping my friend than live on with that regret.


      Okay, so if you don't know Annex just posted that he just remembered me, is trying to contact me, but can't! What is going on!? He also mentioned that one of my calls actually got through, but it was just static. I'm working on a number of theories, but I'll just post the one in the front of my brain at the moment. It could be that when someone gets stalked by the Tall Dude, they are sent to an alternate dimension. The only differences between the dimensions is that the people who could help the stalked most are either never born or just gone in that universe. This leaves him in a world without me and me in one without him. I know it sounds silly and sci-fi, and it is, but we're dealing with people being stalked by a 10ft-tall, faceless, teleporting, time-altering, fire-starting, eldritch abomination. I don't think that in this situation my theory is all that far-fetched. Of course the much simpler theory is that Slendy and the Proxies (What a great name for a band!) are keeping us apart on purpose. But why? It doesn't make sense, what could I do to stop the unstoppable? Nothing, that's what. So, if my crazy theory is correct, there's really only one course left to me. I must force myself into being stalked by the Slenderman. This is going to be quite the ordeal, but at least it's better than sitting on my ass and not doing anything. I'll post again soon. Don't worry Annex, I am coming.

No real news

The only class of Annex's that I know he has is his Italian class. I've been staying as late as I can by the parking lot on Tuesdays and Thursdays waiting for him to show. So far, no luck. I also saw his new post. What does that mean? Why is his camera not working? Is it really not working, or is the footage so slender-staticed that he can't see anything and is assuming the camera is at fault? Is he being stalked by the Tall Mother-Fucker or aTp? There are so many questions and so few answers. I'm going to take my webcam with me on Tuesday, and I'll try to upload any footage I get onto YouTube. I don't know if it will be any help, but if there's one thing I've learned from all this slender-shit, it's that random people of Unfiction are much better at figuring out mysteries than I am. I'll try to post more regularly.

PS: I hate it when blogs post that they should post more. Either do it or don't acknowledge it. It's not something where you can cleverly admit to earn points. If admitted at all it should be in shame and sadness, as I do on this day. Sooooo....yeah.

Wednesday, March 7, 2012

Status Report and WTF

Status Report-The other day I walked over to Annex's house. (Very long walk, good for me in health but horrible in moral.) He lives with his brother and his brother's wife and kids. I knocked at the door and asked if Annex was home. (I obviously didn't say Annex, but I refuse to tell you guys his real name. Unless you guess it. Because I'm a terrible liar.) His brother said that he's moved out in January, and hadn't heard from him since. He answered kinda coldly, so I don't know what to think about the response.

Either: 1. He decided to leave to protect his family, and then got Slendernesia.
2. He told his brother to tell me that if I showed up asking questions.

I've been ruminating recently on why Annex is avoiding me. He obviously has Slendernesia, so he can't still be trying to protect me. Did the memory fuck-up make him distrust me? Did it plant memories of us falling out over something, and he's trying to give me the cold shoulder? Did it remove all memories of me entirely, and now he thinks I'm just some creeper online spying on him? If I was removed from his memories, then how is he still somewhat stable? I've been a part of his life for 9 years now. If you just cut me out of his memories, would what is left make any amount of sense? Ugh, this is frustrating in how in makes no goddamn sense! This is why living in a somewhat fantasy-based universe sucks people: logic becomes useless. I'm not giving up though, I have a plan I want to set in motion.

WTF-His newest post. Who the flying fuck is aTp? What does that stand for? Why is he hijacking the blog again? Could it stand for 'a Terrible person'? I don't know if that works, because why would the p be lowercase? Why would the p ever be lowercase in such an acronym? Sigh. Alright, back to the investigation.