So here's how the plan is going. Step 1 has not given me anything. No Slenderman. No proxies. No Rake. Nothing. Step 2 has barely started. I walked down to the local park at around sundown. I waited around for a while, kept my eyes open, but nothing happened. I'm going to film these excursions for two reasons: 1)I do not own a video camera; 2)Even if I did I'm a shitty cameraman. Even if something weird did happen, you wouldn't be able to tell because the camera would be aimed at my foot or something. Don't worry though, I have a secret weapon. I'll post about it either tomorrow or Saturday.
Step 3...hasn't really started. Yeah, I kinda forgot an important fact. I don't know any proxy blogs. Seriously, can anyone point me to a blog or vlog run by a proxy? I need to talk with them. Seriously, even the lowest of the low on the food chain will do. See you guys soon. I hope.
You're probably safer being the incompetent moron, actually. No "help" for you. I'd just be feeding you to the lions. Or the Fears. Or both.
ReplyDeletePlease! Trust me, I would rather die or be enslaved by any of the Fears (if they are in my universe) or Slenderman or whatever else rather than know that I have the ability to help my best friend and won't/can't. Please. Point me to a proxy.
ReplyDeleteHello, I'm a "proxy." What do you fucking want, kid?
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I'm glad it's you Messenger. I appreciate what you do, even if you side it puts you on the side of that thing. I hold no ill will to you. So I was hoping you could do me a favor: send the Tall Guy after me. Any way you can. If you can't pull that off, send some proxies. If I mess with them for long enough, maybe the Big Guy will follow. Please, I need to do this. I need to keep my friend safe. Please.
ReplyDeleteOh, yeah, sure, I'd be happy to order around The Boss next time I see him. He values my input so much, you see.
ReplyDeleteBut in the meantime, I'll be sure to send the zero people under my command your way. They're pretty dastardly, but they're also invisible, so you'll have to use your imagination while they're chasing you.
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Messi, you wonder why people treat you the way they do. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that you act like a complete assholes to EVERYONE you speak to.
DeleteMaybe that's because everyone says stupid things or asks stupid things of me.
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Good point, I forgot that there was no way in hell you could order around the tall guy...
DeleteI wasn't saying that you have to send people under your command, because of course you don't have any. But you're saying you have no contact with other proxies? At all?
Oh well. Sorry for bothering you man. I didn't mean to upset you or anything, for the most part I think you're a cool guy. Hope you won't be reporting my death next.
Kid, just go piss off a few proxy blogs on your own. A simple Google search will tell you what you need. If you REALLY want to die so badly, I'll give you a few links. Suicidal idiot..
ReplyDeletePlease do send me some links. Thanks for the help.
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