Day 3-Sigh

Yeah. So no sign of Slender Man. Again.  I really thought that He would have shown up by now. But then, I guess this proves what I thought. He doesn't exist and never will. He's just some scary internet meme that's good story material. Meh. I'll give Him one more day to show. After that, I call bullshit and shut down the blog. Later.

Day 2-No sign of our mutual acquaintance

Yeah, I didn’t think it was possible to be more paranoid then the night I watched every Marble Hornets in a row, but it is. I can no longer pass a window without looking out it to check. But luckily, (Or maybe unluckily? Not sure at this point.) I have seen neither tentacle nor blank face of that illusive Mr. Slender Man. I am still trying to think up good names for Him. Also, just finished reading all of A Really Bad Joke, and quite like it. I have to say, the Jester has balls of steel. I don’t think I could have pulled off any one of the other pranks, but all three? That is crazy awesome. Also, that post done from Slendy’s POV? Made of more win than three Kamina’s. Okay, maybe not that much. Still waiting for him. I will post when/if I do. Until next time, wish me luck. (Not sure what you’re hoping for, because even I’m unsure.)

Let's cut to the chase

Let's not bead around the bush here. I have seen Marble Hornets, EverymanHYBRID, TribeTwelve and read the Tutorial, Seeking Truth, Dreams in Darkness and the London Librarian (My personal favorite, Ava is made of win.). I have not seen Mr. Tall Dark and Lanky yet, and I doubt I ever will (Cause he's not real.). However, I don't want my paranoia to be unjustified and, hell, I'm naturally curious. Ava didn't start being attacked until after starting a blog and taunting him. So I thought, "I've done everything but, so let's start a slendyblog!" Now, I can hear Ava already, "No! I did it because I'm dying! You can't infect yourself! You have so much to live for!" Okay, maybe not the last part, but still. The thing is, I just turned 18. I graduate high school in a few months, and I have no girlfriend. I'm close with my family yeah, but I will already be leaving anyway in a couple months, so if Slender Man does show up, no harm do-

Shit. He's outside. Seriously Slendybro, I haven't even hit the post button dude. Just kidding. I'm not that lame of a writer. Seriously though, this is a challenge to the nonexistent douchebag in a business suit, wherever he is: Bring it on you bastard. Ha!

I really really really hope I'm not tempting fate by writing this. If he does appear: CURSE YOU TVTROPES! AND YOU TOO LITTLEKURIBOH! YOUR REFERENCE GOT ME INTO THIS DAMNIT! BUT MOSTLY TVTROPES FOR BEING OH SO EASY TO USE!

Okay now that I've done the obligatory all-caps angry rant done, time to rap this up. Until next time, both my fellow uninfected and those courageous runners, later.